It’s so pretty!!!! Gahhh.
It’s all mine, haha. I walked past this little stall with some really lovely jewellery and things on it, and I was looking at a bracelet I really liked, then I spotted this and almost died. Mum made me go and look at clothes first but I made sure I saved enough for it then practically ran back to the stall to buy it.
Look at my gorgeous dream catcher I bought today c: Definitely one of my favourite purchases in a long while
| I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now. |
| When chemists die, they barium. |
| Jokes about German sausage are the wurst. |
| I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time. |
| I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me. |
| This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore. |
| I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down. |
| I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words. |
| They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O. |
| We’re going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz. |
| Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils? |
| Broken pencils are pointless. |
| I tried to catch some fog, but I mist. |
| What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus. |
| I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest. |
| All the toilets in New York’s police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on. |
| I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough. |
| Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes. |
| A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy. |
| The earthquake in Washington obviously was the Government's fault. |
| Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too. |
when an artist wants to show you their art
or a writer wants you to read what they’ve written
it’s quite often an expression of trust
because a poem or a story or a painting are often things that come from the heart
little pieces of the artists themselves
and if they’re willing to share it with you
you should appreciate it
(via incenses)
Socialising truly isn’t worth the anxiety any more; I’m legitimately considering becoming a hermit at the moment